Doomey's XBLOG

Three words..

Kung Fu Panda.

With three simple words you have visions of silliness, maybe reminding myself of the sillyness of Hong Kong Phooey prehaps.

 

A Panda, that does Kung Fu, for me is a winning idea. Im sure it will make a great video game when it comes out, restoring some fun into a game, which I must admit I have been lacking that fun element for a while.

 

I was suprised to learn that this is also a film, featuring the voice talents of Michael Clark Duncan, My fave martial artist Jacky Chan,  and Jack Black among others ( Angelina Jolie - Grayski ;) )

 

 

this is my blog post for this month!

I got a bottle of bud and its my birthday!

Yeah its been a while since I waffled on about nothing at all in the XBLOG!

 

So ..

lets recap!

Puzzle Fuzzle Duzzle Doo! Poker Smash finally made it from me to you! I rejoiced by doing a jig naked outside  Currys in Birmingham!

 

Da Club, yeah I got two lots of acheesement on da club, many enquired "what is the secret oh master acheesement wh*re" , I reply "them are dot dee droid's your looking for" then run as fast as I can into the woods!

 

If you must know, buy a 360 version and then a pc version..muhahhaaaa. The same can be done with other titles like Viva Pinata, Gears of War, and Pokemon Snap.

 

HD dvd has been wrote off by Toshiba, meaning blue ray, blue rayyyy, BLUE RAYYY (sing it to the sting ray song) has won the format war!

WOW GEE, Didnt see that comin! I mean Sony, the guys who are like part of columbia tristar winning a format war in movie industry! DUH!

 

To celebrate PS3 owners look at there PS3 and insert the three games they ahve at one time, and do a small wee of excitement!

 

Also to celebrate Phil Harrison, The evil hencheman behind all things PS3 , decided to get fired.. sorry..he "RESIGNED" yeah..

Aparantly he was caught playing Donkey Konga one afternoon, and the man in charge of Sony, Sonny Ono sacked him on the spot!

SHINANIGANS!!

 

The funniest thing on xbox so far this year, is all the people that own the game called kingdoom under fire, circle of doomey! Many of them playing that game have encountered the fabled rings of death on there beloved cream box of fun. HAHHAHHAHA... losers, you should have bought an elite, and hung out with the real fans of fingz 360, and played hearts and uno on your great hd elite, like me, yeah we ownz ya all.

 

Reminds me, I must rant about multiplayer gaming, you see I hate playign against new people on line, not because they are all better than me, but because most of the time, no matter what game , even pgr, the opposing player, will do a little dance on you. Yes , Im sure YOU know the dance, up down up down, on your face!

"Yeah Yeah you like that?" shouts the twelve year old, who I had killed 68 times previously, and he manages to get me with a lucky shot.

This was the reason I quickly dropped the game gears of gore, because of the horrible online community. The game is full of obnoxious players, and Im sorry for labelign that game as such, and Im sorry if you "aint like that" , but I will retreat to the comfort of my owning of noobs on PDZ thanks, which has a nicer more, friendly family sort of community to play.

 

So it seems I have forgotten how to play hearts, thats all I have to say abotu that. You thought I was kidding about playing hearts on my HD set up?

 

I saw a friend playing Solitare online, with another player the other day, yeah, thats right..multiplayer solitare. My brain still hurts from that one.

 

Acey Bongo's finally puts some rest to the Goldeneye rumor on his page, I think this rumor is going to kick around until XBOX 480 comes out in fairness!

To quote a friend "what the heck happened to the other 359 xboxes?"

And with that nuggett of information I leave you in peace.

"!Ha, headshot , ya like that, huh? huh? huh?!" (bounces up and down)

Often people ask me what the best games are on xbox. In my opinion ..

here are the BEST xbox games (so far) In true top 5 fashion.. reverse order ;)

hopefully my choice will astound you..especially number one!!

 

poker smash has been delayed until early 08 :(